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| Super Moderator | So there are these two muffins in an oven. One says "Boy, it's hot in here..." The other says: "Oh my god, a talking muffin!" |
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| Senior Member | Towards the end of the golf course, Muffin hits his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back into play, he ended up trashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I am Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!" Then POOF! ... she was gone! After Muffin recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Tim, where are you?" Tim yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Muffin shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Tim! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!" Alternative punch line: Muffin shouts back, "Make sure you use a sand wedge!" |
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| Senior Member | I lol'd
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| Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Portland, Maine
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| Administrator Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: USA
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| Poyzon that was amazing! I started to laugh really hard... .... .... Until I saw that scary ass dog staring blindly over those muffins and almost poo'd my chair (no pants on, too hot atm). |
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| Senior Member | Noice, very noice.
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